bottle of perfume that Willy sent
was highly displeasing to Millicent.
Her thanks were so cold
that they quarreled, I'm told
o'er that silly scent Willy sent Millicent
skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump thunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
not the fig plucker,
nor the fig pluckers' son,
but I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.
insects' instincts, extant insects' instincts.
sixth sheik's sixth sheep 's sick.
weather, leather weather.
black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.
smart fellows felt smart.
big black bug's blood ran blue.
am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.
Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than
Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either
the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the
shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot
shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot
shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it
will learn why her lowly lone, worn yarn loom will rarely earn immoral
a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
can't say this? What a shame, sir!
We'll find you another game, sir.
the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your rom.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter.
Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.
Rag ran across a rough road.
Across a rough road Ray Rag ran.
Where is the rough road Ray Rag ran across?
Tudor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot or
to tutor two tooters to toot?"
Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
lorry, yellow lorry.
much wood could a woodchuck chuck
if a wooodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood
as a woodchuck would chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through a
twin screwed steel steam cruisers.
nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.
much sh*t can a sh*t slinger sling
If a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t?
He'd sling as much sh*t as a sh*t slinger could
If a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t!
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought so much.