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-Meet my new born brother! -Oh, he is so handsome! What’s his name? - I don’t know. I can’t understand a word he says - My name is Justin Brax. Who are you? - Well, my name is well-known. You could see me in movies - Where do you usually sit there?
- Oh. my dear ,you have no idea how grateful I am for your present! - Did you really want to have it? - That’s just what I need to exchange for what I want - Honey, thanks a lot for dinner - Don’t mention it - Could you tell me what was on my plate in case I have to describe it to my doctor -I’m really very sorry to leave. Don’t trouble to see me to the door -It’s no trouble. It’s a pleasure! -Excuse me mum for breaking dad’s pipe. I’m so sorry about it -Have you told your daddy yet? -I have -What did he say? -Shall I leave a rude words? -Certainly -He said nothing -Hey! Tom ! Have you forgotten you owe me 20 dollars? -No, not yet. Give me time and I will. -Why are you jumping down like that? -The doctor game me a mixture and I forgot to shake the bottle -When I go to Paris,-should I bring you Matisse or Picasso? -Well ,I think all French cars are just the same -Hello .Is it 122345456? -No, sorry. We don’t have phone at all. -The new girl I saw you yesterday was beautiful. -Well ,it was an old one painted over -I can’t understand modern art at all
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