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-Meet my new born brother!

-Oh, he is so handsome! What’s his name?

- I don’t know. I can’t understand a word he says


- My name is Justin Brax. Who are you?

- Well, my name is well-known. You could see me in movies

- Where do you usually sit there?

- Oh. my dear ,you have no idea how grateful I am for your present!

- Did you really want to have it?

- That’s just what I need to exchange for what I want


- Honey, thanks a lot for dinner

- Don’t mention it

- Could you tell me what was on my plate in case I have to describe it to my doctor


-I’m really very sorry to leave. Don’t trouble to see me to the door

-It’s no trouble. It’s a pleasure!


-Excuse me mum for breaking dad’s pipe. I’m so sorry about it

-Have you told your daddy yet?

 -I have

-What did he say?

-Shall I leave a rude words?


-He said nothing


-Hey! Tom ! Have you forgotten you owe me 20 dollars?

-No, not yet. Give me time and I will.


-Why are you jumping down like that?

-The doctor game me a mixture and I forgot to shake the bottle


-When I go to Paris,-should I bring you Matisse or Picasso?

-Well ,I think all French cars are just the same


-Hello .Is it 122345456?

-No, sorry. We don’t have phone at all.


-The new girl I saw you yesterday was beautiful.

-Well ,it was an old one painted over


-I can’t understand modern art at all

-I don’t think so. If it hangs on the wall-it’s a picture. If you can walk around, it’s a sculpture 


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